Santas Beard Hat Board (Printable Version)

Festive board with creamy cheeses and cured meats, perfect for holiday parties and family celebrations.

# What You'll Need:

→ The Beard

01 - 7 oz brie cheese, sliced
02 - 7 oz goat cheese, crumbled
03 - 5 oz white cheddar, cubed
04 - 5 oz mozzarella balls (bocconcini), halved
05 - 3.5 oz cream cheese, shaped into small balls (optional)
06 - 7 oz assorted white crackers (rice crackers, water crackers, etc.)

→ The Hat

07 - 5 oz sliced Genoa salami
08 - 3.5 oz prosciutto, rolled
09 - 3.5 oz pepperoni slices
10 - 2 large roasted red bell peppers, sliced into strips
11 - 1 cup cherry tomatoes or mini red peppers

→ Garnishes

12 - Fresh rosemary sprigs for decoration
13 - 1 black olive for Santa’s pom-pom

# How To Make It:

01 - Using a large wooden serving board or platter, sketch a triangle at the top for the hat and a rounded area at the bottom to represent the beard.
02 - Fill the bottom section generously with white cheeses—place brie slices, goat cheese crumbles, white cheddar cubes, and halved mozzarella balls to create a fluffy beard texture. Dot with cream cheese balls for added variety if desired.
03 - Position rows of assorted white crackers along the base and sides of the beard section to add structure and crunch.
04 - In the triangular top section, layer slices of Genoa salami and pepperoni with slight overlap to build a rich red base. Add rolled prosciutto and strips of roasted red pepper for texture and color contrast.
05 - Place cherry tomatoes or mini red peppers at the tip and across the hat for vibrancy and brightness.
06 - Outline the hat and beard shapes with fresh rosemary sprigs to impart a festive aromatic accent.
07 - Set a single black olive at the hat’s tip to represent Santa’s pom-pom.
08 - Present immediately, replenishing as needed during your event to maintain freshness.

# Expert Advice:

01 -
  • It looks absolutely magical on the table—your guests will take pictures before they even taste it, and that moment of delight is worth every minute of assembly
  • Zero cooking required means you can spend your energy on hosting instead of being stuck in the kitchen during your own party
  • The mix of creamy, salty, and crispy flavors keeps people coming back, and it works for both the cheese-lovers and the charcuterie devotees at your gathering
  • It's genuinely easy to customize, so whether you're feeding vegetarians or have someone with specific preferences, this board adapts beautifully
02 -
  • Take the cheeses out of the cold about 15 minutes before you start arranging if you can—they're easier to work with and will taste infinitely better on the board because they haven't been quite so shocked by temperature change
  • The moment you realize you need to arrange this is not the moment to do it; assemble it maximum 2 hours before your guests arrive because cheeses start looking tired and crackers begin absorbing moisture as time passes
  • Don't slice your meats until you're ready to arrange them or they'll dry out and curl up—this is one of those details that sounds silly until it happens and ruins your careful layering
03 -
  • Buy pre-sliced brie and pre-crumbled goat cheese if you're short on time—yes, it's slightly more expensive, but the time you save means you can focus on the actual arrangement instead of feeling rushed
  • This board is actually more forgiving than it looks, so don't stress about perfection; Santa is jolly and a bit messy anyway, so your board should be too
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